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August 11, 2008
Another month another top Trevor Chettle bet. The last bet on may 15th won, it was Man U to win the european Cup outright at 10/11 which won putting the profit to £52 for three bets at £10 a time, average stake, heres the Fourth bet, and the fifth, put some of that profit on these. BE QUICK, its tomorrow. Tuesday 12th august. LEEDS TO BEAT CHESTER CITY, some bookmakers going 4/6 take that, you can get even better online although some are only offering 1/2 small odds but its all about winning. making profit nothing else. put £20 on this at 4/6 returning £33.32 when it wins. its a shoe in. Leeds putting out their strongest side. Chester haven`t got a strongest side. they lost 6.0 at weekend with whats left. You can get better odds of Leeds winning by two or more goals but a win I am going for. also put £10 of your profit on a LEEDS win double with Crystal Palace to beat Hereford at 1/2 although better prices may be available. that should return you a further £24.99 that match starts tues eve at eight. Last year I made a 74 Point profit on 44 bets. Not enough for some people but I WIN REGULARLY. couldn`t afford not to get a job if i didn`t. all my luck,TREVOR CHETTLE,monday 11th august 2008
Trevor Chettle Ace Chip Fryer
August 7, 2008
Lost me job at the fair for fiddling. Got grassed up. You have to collect tokens see but I had this scam going with this bird in the information booth. I`d give her £1.50s worth of tokens and she`d give me a quid for em. We both win. Nobody gets hurt see. The fuckin Management didn`t see it that way and they fuckin sacked me .Cunts. Got me full pay though and I still had forty quids worth of tokens which I flogged to a family of Wezzies on the sea front for £25 and a packet of tobacco .Anyway as luck would have it a mate of mine told me a chip shop in the old Town were looking for counter staff. easy money really and when you need work, a jobs a job. So Now I`m working part time at Gabbys Chippy and on the door in town. I just about get by. I`ve put on six pounds in weight cos of all the chips I nick, and none of me jeans fit me. Fuck I gotta find a way to make some easy money. Life wasn`t supposed to be as hard as this.
Fairground worker par excellence
July 17, 2008
Yeah I`m workin on the Dodgems. How the mighty have fallen. Got caught shoplifting in Extreme last week so I gotta be careful. I`m up in court a week tuesday and I want to look like I`ve gone straight so me fine aint too big. MOney at the moment is too tight to mention. Me heatings doubled in a year, but cos I`m on a meter its probably the bastard of a landlord putting it up as well, Food prices have gone through the roof, thank fuck I either nick most of mine or get Twiss upstairs to smuggle loads out from the back of Tescos when she finishes her shift. Shes a good un. Piss artist but shes quite fit. Fuck this worlds going tits up lately. The papers are full of House prices crashing, kids getting so fat the fuckers explode, Boats sinking, trains crashing into planes, Fuck its all going off. I bought the daily mail the other day, The front page headline was “Carbon monoxide is it all bad, Should we be getting more in our diet” its off its rocker that paper.
WHAT A FUCKIN CARRY ON
June 12, 2008
Well fuck me. I got a bloody council tax demand for £600 this morning. its my own stupid fault I signed off the dole cos there was no way I was doing that two week new deal course. Apparently if you don`t get a job in two weeks the job centre farm you out to some hapless local business where you work as slave labour for an extra tenner on yer nesh each week for over three months.They can fuck right off. I made sure I got me last cheque and told them to stuff their course up their arses. No way was I sitting in a hot classroom full of dribbly fuckin retards all summer. They`re mad as a box of frogs them at the social. Me weekly door money wil cover the rent and food and I suppose I`ll have to go back to shop lifting and a bit a thievin to pay the bills. But no fuckin way am I payin fuckin £600 council tax. Me betting is doing well the bets I`ve reccomended on here have turned £20 into £110.31 so far in 5 bets, so the way I see it you owe me a drink or two. See you down the Queens at eight.
Trev. Betting Updates.
May 15, 2008
Well, the bets updates are as follows. First two advised were £20 on Southampton to stay in the Championship at 9/4 which returned £64 inc. stake and £10 on Saints to draw with with Sheffield Utd which lost. Giving me currently £34 profit. Got a tenner on Man U to win European Championship outright at 10/11. We’ll see how that goes on.
Still preparing for this course I’ve got to go on. Might bugger off to Worksop in Nottinghamshire for a few days. Gotta load of mates down there. Mad Marcus will put me up for a few days. He’s the biggest piss artist I know. He’s got accounts at nine pubs in the area. Wonder if the credit crunch will effect them? We’ll be out on the piss 24/7 if he can get some time off. Apparently town is full of Polish immigrants. Where isn’t? They’re ok I suppose. If they want to take all the shitty jobs at £3 an hour, they can go right ahead.
I went for an interview in Scarborough recently for a cash in hand job and they were offering £2.50 an hour for sorting fruit and veg. That’s slave labour. But there were over 30 of us going for the job and I was the only English bloke there.
Told them to stuff the job up their arse, which they were pleased about really as they would have to get an English interpreter in for me as most of the management are either Romanian or Croatian. Strewth. Get me a beer.
Trev’s Diary
May 11, 2008
Another week, another fucking disaster. I managed to stay drunk and stay in until signing on Thursday, but that’s where it all went fucking pear shaped. The social have only gone and put me on a bloody course. Yeah. First off, two weeks with a bunch of dribblies, then a further thirteen weeks on a placement. Got to get out of this somehow. Got two weeks to think of something.
Saw The Apprentice, the only TV I watch really. Sugars sending the hapless cunts off to Marrakesh in Morroco. Reckon that stuck up ex-hippy Belinda has to go soon. I would quite happily the bitch off a cliff. But to be honest they’re all a bunch of big headed shit for brains wannabes.
They had to buy loads of stupid items like a kosher alarm clock, or a tennis racket made of chicken. I was a bit drunk by the time it came on, I may have got that bit wrong. The Irish woman with the devils head kept saying ‘fecking’, she was acting like Dougal from Father Ted. Although maybe not as clever.
Excitable spotty chave Lee got really excited about a second hand juicer, the ginger whinger minger got fired at last. Fat Jen just lied like the bloated Big Brother failed auditionee she is. I love it when they grass each other up, you couldn’t trust any of them to poach you a fucking egg. God, I despise them all.
Went to Tesco afterwards, I like it at night when the only customers are drunks and shoplifetrs. I fell into both categories. Picked up some Jamie Oliver sausages, you’d think he would only sell them at Sainsburys seeing as they pay the ridiculous nonce a million quid a year for talking shit to the nations children. Anyway, these sausages had a picture of him on them and underneath the words ‘Prick with a fork’. Couldn’t have put it better myself. Smarmy cockney wanker. Bought some bread, stuffed a load of bacon in my coat and walked home. Result.
There’s a full Tesco bag of soiled womens underwear in the flat lobby. What the fuck is that about? It’ll be Twiss no doubt, I don’t see bag lady ‘Meths Steph’ wearing D&G and Bravisimo. In fact, I dont want to picture her at all. The woman stinks. The landlord should evict her once and for all. I come back to me flat one day last week and outside the stupid cows flat was a bucket and spade, full of what looked like un-cooked chicken livers. They reeked. Why the fuck would you leave thos in the lobby? Anyway, I’ll put this bag of keks outside Twiss’s front door. She can deal with them. Fuckin women - nutters all of em.
Saw Macey earlier. Shes madder than a box of frogs. Always pissed and she works in a care home. She lives below Twiss and she’s always got a different bloke with her. Don’t fancy it myself but each to their own. How she gets it together to look after old folk I’ll never know. She has a bottle bank installed outside her front door. Must fill up once a week. I like a drink, but no way could I keep up with that bat.
Gotta go, could be ‘work’. Need the dosh.
Trevor.
GAME OF THE YEAR
May 2, 2008
Grand Theft Auto 4! Top Slaughter Festival! Queued up to buy it at midnight, played it non stop for 36 hours. Then I went out and murdered a copper, crashed a tank into B&Q and blew up the local swimming baths. Didn’t affect me at all.
The Apprentice
May 2, 2008
Just watched ‘The Apprentice’. God, they’re idiots. Jumped up public school tossers most of them, ‘cept for the Essex wide boy and the Irish minger. Read more
Pidgeons.
May 2, 2008
Twiss was in - She’s pickin’ me bacon and me lager up later. She’s on a late shift but I won’t be in bed till the early hours so sorted really. I’ll bung her a few quid, give her a can or two. She getting a lift back, so she’s bringing two crates of Stella and 4lb of bacon. If I play me cards right, I won’t have to leave the house till I sign on Thursday. ‘The Apprentice’ is on later
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