Twiss In the Area
September 11, 2008
Work work fucking work. I cant stand it. My bills have got so big I have to work every fucking hour just to pay the interest off. My manager Kirk has been suspended at Tescos. we knew there was something wrong with him. He was found with loads of kiddie porn on his computer. Chop his fuckin nuts off I say.I`m off out on the piss tonight, cant afford it but what the hell. Got totalled last week ,ended up getting half naked with monkey and Kazz Hastings in Mc Donalds doing the dance of the seven fucking veils, Got chucked out. natch.Off to Stirling Castle. Bloody Gay Commando, a rubbish local band. roll on christmas
TWISS diary August 7th
July 7, 2008
Shit. Hungover again. All I ever do is work, drink and save up to go to Amsterdam. Been three times this year and want to go again before xmas. Monkey has had some debt collectors round. Her credit cards went a bit mad on their own, mostly shopping through catalogues buying stuff she`ll never wear. I didn`t even open my last Credit Card bill. I was too scared. I am so near my credit limit of £5000. Might apply for another one at a different bank. Fuck me I am poor. I hate working at Tescos, we`ve got a new manager, he`s this creepy guy Kirk ,he keeps touching all the saturday girls arses. he`s a bit of a pervert. Gonna keep my eye on that bastard. Monkey says he used to hang around outside her school. he`s about bloody 40. We get a lot of that in Bridlington. If its not the schoolteachers at Headlands. lol.
TWISS July 3rd Thursday
July 3, 2008
Fuckin hell I hate work. I`ve done 38 hours since sunday. I`m so tired. Lucky I finish at midday tomorrow. Monkeys comin round mine at one and we`re gonna start drinking then while we get ready.I`m just takin one shoulder bag with knickers in and a spare pair of shoes .Anything else I need I can get over there, its not like Hollands A third world country with no shops. like Turkey was last year. Just got to get through today.
TWISS July 1st Tuesday
July 1, 2008
I have to do a double shift at Tesco today. Not looking forward to it. especially as my wages cleared in the bank this morning and I`m gagging to get pissed up. I know its only tuesday but Queens have a pop quiz at 8pm and monkey is going with macey. I dont think macey will be much good she listens to Simply Red all the time, I`m sure all the questions wont be about Mick Hucknell. Roll on friday evening. we`re sailing at midnight from Hull, getting the train down from Brid at seven and doing the pubs in Hull til eleven.
June 30th 2008
June 29, 2008
The computer cost £75 to mend. poppy is so dead.
TWISS June 29th 2008
June 29, 2008
Oh Christ my computer is fucked. I`ve had to call a bloke who put an ad in the Free Press to come and mend it. I`ll kill that little sister of mine. Mother knows. Poppy is grounded for a month. She had a major fit, I don`t think poppy knew how dangerous what she was going to do was. You can`t go around drugging and beating up pedophiles if you`re only 13. wait until you`re at least 15 young lady lol. She has had her pocket money stopped and I know she has started smoking so it`ll be me giving her money for fags. I cant rant at her to stop. I was smoking when I was 12. less than a week til amsterdam cant wait
TWISS July 9th
June 9, 2008
Fuck I`ve still got a hangover. I spent all of monday and tuesday in bed. Couldn`t stop vomiting. God we had a great time in Amsterdam but I paid for it. Monkeys the same. We nearly missed the ferry on friday night, we were so pissed. Monkey and I drunk a full bottle of Vodka at mine on friday before we even set off. I cant remember getting on the train at Brid, let alone the ferry. Monkey said I copped off with some welsh rugby player on the boat but I cant remember any of it. I`ll write more later I`m back off to work now. still feel shit. got in trouble for not going in monday or tuesday to Tesco, they`ve called in all the Part time workers and upped their Hours to cope with the tourists flocking to brid. NOT Roll on the weekend.
Sunday
June 1, 2008
Shit, what happened to Saturday night?
I typed a bit on the internet about half five and then it’s all a blur. Monkey and I ended up at some old bloke’s place at Sewerby. Not sure if it was a party but there were a few other people there. Monkey and I woke up on the floor about eight this morning and didn’t know what the fuck was going on.
Staggered off to vomit in the toilet which was full of sick already. Probably mine from last night. Got a taxi back to mine about nine. Two choices. Back to bed or keep drinking. We went for option two. Not sure if this’ll register on the net, my computer keeps throwing spam at me for Nigerian health remedies and pregnancy kits. What’s that about? Still, beats the ‘Do you want a monster penis?’ ads I normally get. Of course I do. The bigger the better. I’d like three, at least.
God, I’m so drunk again. I think it’s midday and Monkey has a pair of my knickers on her head. It’s going to get weirder, I can tell. Can’t see the typeface on the screen. I’ll maybe update you tomorrow, I’m not at work until midday, so today could be another late one.
Love, Twiss
xx
Saturday
May 31, 2008
Guess what? Drunk again. Fell over a stool at the Stirling Castle and bruised my ankle. Monkey was drunk by two when I finished at New Look. We’re doing town tonight. Well, it’s only five now. The place is full of fat drunk west yorkshire couples with four ugly fat kids. Y’know, two double pushchair families. Like they’ve never heard of contraception in Halifax and have half a dozen kids in quick succession. Y’know in about five years, or less if they have those multiple births going on. Sometimes if they get divorced they’ll team up with another singleton loser and there could be four double prams a couple. I’m not having a sprog until I’m 30 at least.
Monkey and I are on Bacardi Breezers with an aftershock chaser. I’ve already had eight of each. Our sick will be an outrageous colour tomorrow. Anyway, Amsterdam could be really fun. I can’t really afford it. I need to get my computer defragged since Poppy went on it and I owe council tax, credit cards and a couple of catalogues but what the hell, you only live once, right?
Friday
May 30, 2008
Another day. That and another hangover.
My bloody sister has messed me living room up again. No, seriously. I love her of course but she just comes and does. My computer now has more virus’s than you could ever dream about. My fridge has defrosted. The bloke downstairs hates me because Poppy plays her tunes so loud it disturbs the dead. And it’s my bloody flat.
Just wait til I can get to have a word with her. But what do you say? What can you say… she’s my sister. I’ve always looked after her. That’s what a big sister is supposed to do isn’t it? I don’t know. Of course it is.
Got a chance to go on a weekend trip to Amsterdam. There’s some great ferry offers from Hull and Monkey is well up for it. It’ll only cost about twenty five quid each if four of us go. Gonna talk to her after work on Saturday night.
Guess what? We’re off to Loop again. Ya di ya. Boring…
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