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Wish List for Mission To Mars

May 14, 2008

As mentioned on the introduction to Mission To Mars, here is the initial wish list of equipment required to assist in getting the adventure off the ground.

24 Sleeping bags. Prefereably with hoods.
Pillows
Dried Dog Food. (Enough for the journey of 24 months duration, although even a small packet or two would help towards feeding our space faring husky astronauts.
Kendle Mint Cake
M & Ms. (Please, not ordinary chocolates as we fear it may melt in the packets due to extreme space heat).
Foot odour spray.
Underarm deoderant (Preferably Lynx).
SPACE FOOD. (Not that sugary space dust, which can be quite dangerous to small children).
Peanuts.
Dried mashed potato power.
Figs.
Nicorette patches and chewing gum.
Bunion plasters (for ill fitting boots on Mars walks).
One ‘Mars Rover’. (Essentially a beach buggy, but it could probably be adapted).
Colouring books for the children.
Space Gun. (Just in case, just in case).
Extra Virgin Olive Oil. (For lubrication and stir-frys).

We will update this list weekly. And we will include all the items we have purchased.
Remember, we need your suggestiosn. We are new to all this space stuff. But please keep it real, this isn’t Star Trek you know

Professor Angelo Deighton and Dr. Hayden Philips.

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