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Bank Holiday Jez - LIVE @ ROCK-iT Bridlington Fri 30th Jan 9pm FREE ENTRY

January 16, 2009

“a Rabbit is not just for Christmas” The 2009 live show from BANK HOLIDAY JEZ live at Rock-iT Queens Hotel Fri 30th Jan 9pm Free entry
With live songs and comedy armed just with a computer and a guitar Bank Holiday Jez has entertained tens of thousands of people over the past few years at live gigs and festivals
Lead singer with UK Punk band Adolescents and fron man of Channel 4s THE SQUIRREL HUNTERS, Jez,now solo plays 2 completely different sets on one night in bridlington at Rock-iT queens hotel on friday 30th jan.
He plays mandolin,Piano as well. and sprouts. really
He songs are mainly about places he has visited and failed to burn down.
“scunthorpe in the springtime” and “I hate Hull” are two crowd favourites
Except obviously in scunthorpe and hull where for obvious reasons he doesnt play gigs anymore
“dont gimme Vegetables” and “Cauliflower in my Bed” are two songs from his 5 a day period.
other Bank Holiday Jez classics include “You`ve got Piles” “then I was sick” “I did the garden for William Hagues Auntie” “Colin the Badger” Bill the Ferret” and “steak and Kidley pie”
“Excuse me can you tell me the way to the toilet” from his second album,”Carrots Galore” is just purile rubbish and probably his best work to date.
He also covers live tracks from the sex pistols and george formby,kate Bush and the Ramones. His influences include Frank Spencer and “British Lion Beetroot” and when he plays live he is often naked.
a strange night is guarenteed for all.

The Queens Hotel Gig Page.

June 12, 2008

Written by `Womens Own` journalist Mad Gazza.


 
Fri 20th June

The Peasants

Well, they’re more mad than me. They play Duran Duran an’ Britney Spears tunes on bloody mandolins. They’re like broken guitars shaped like tennis racquets. I’ll be there with me owls, pissed up at the front singing an’ dancing like a drunk little monkey.



Fri 27th June

Flat Back Four plus Jon Crocker

This is a secret gig from a band who like beer, football, cricket, curry, history and saudsage rolls. They’re wezzies, but they’re canny good and fast an’ they’ve got an owl on drums.

They’re supported by a nice American lad with an electricity powered guitar.


 

ALL GIGS ARE FREE

All at the Queens Hotel, Old Town, Bridlington.

There’s no dress code, but if you’re a bloke, don’t wear a dress like.

Over 18’s only.

www.queenshotelbridlington.co.uk

NEW ACTS NEEDED

CALL 07974 555 183 Jon Fat Beast

Band Booking

June 12, 2008

I am booking bands at The Queens Hotel in Bridlington now, with my new boss, daft as a brush Ben.

If you want gigs, contact me on 07974 555183. I am looking for not only live cover bands, but more importantly, local acts who do their own material, magicians and novelty acts.

We pay well, are easy to deal with and you can sleep with me for free.

Jon Fat Beast.

The Bridlington Full Monty

June 12, 2008

Look - it’s the Bridlington Full Monty!

featuring

Dave wot is Sues Big Bloke.

Yeah, he and some mates are getting naked for charity at the old Queens Head. It does seem to have more than it’s fair share of naked men there…. Is that why it’s called Queens, Ben?

Ben. Don’t hit me.

Coming Soon to The Queens

June 12, 2008

Coming Soon to the Queens Hotel Old Town Venue,

JAILBREAK.

Not a band so much as a pissed up game. Teams of two people, men dressed as women or naked, get dropped off miles from Bridlington with no money and have to make it back, doing forfeits along the way.

Wanna know more?

Contact The Penguin or Ben at The Queens Hotel.

 

 

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