http://www.turnmedia.co.uk Bridlingtons Hot News - Breaking News from local reporters 24/7, Blog entries from locals too. Wed, 06 May 2009 13:22:50 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Yesterday. whilst working. a dog ate my shorts. No, really. Six people filmed it on their phones. I was just going about my business at Rock-it, stood up, a small terrier decided that he wanted to eat my shorts. So he did. He didn't bite me. but it was eight minutes of ... http://www.turnmedia.co.uk/?p=503 Life.  Dont talk to me about life. Yesterday we had two lovely young women come into the queens. Both lesbians. I am a girl so i sort of understand. The reason they came here was because of this wonderful website. Hidden in the archives of these pages one week I told the ... http://www.turnmedia.co.uk/?p=501 Nobody played any April Fools on me today but it bloody felt like it.Fuck did it feel like it. Firstly last Night Jojo the Dog my Faithful stupid fat old hound decided he was going to be really poorly. all after midnight, he didn`t sleep on the bed for the ... http://www.turnmedia.co.uk/?p=499 This morning i have been talking to Thom Yorke from Radiohead. after 20 years of not speaking to him. we fell out. but we are friends again. isnt the internit a wonderful tool. and so am I. http://www.turnmedia.co.uk/?p=497 This week I have mainly been going mad. This morning i had a visit from the Men In Black on thursday it was three female Mormons. Neither made any Sense but both happened. I have just been asked by somebody to promote THE GLASGOW ROLLER GIRLS, which is a sixteen ... http://www.turnmedia.co.uk/?p=495 Ben my best friend had a really bad nightmare last night. He woke up covered in sweat and stuff. He had been taken at knife point from his pub to a bank tied up with his bank manager then the dream moved to him coming back to the pub and ... http://www.turnmedia.co.uk/?p=493 nu rave is big in Bridlington. I have been asked to find some nu rave bands. I have no idea what nu rave is. Old rave used to be thumpy repetative beats that only idiots fuelled on twelve tabs of ecstasy in bad clothing danced to in stinky warehouses or ... http://www.turnmedia.co.uk/?p=491 The latest Craze to hit Bridlington,apart from No parent families and drug rape is NAKED FISHING. Yes the free Press and Yorkshire Coast radio have both reported on the Phenomena. They of course have no idea who would be stupid enough to brave the arctic weather on south Beach with ... http://www.turnmedia.co.uk/?p=489 "a Rabbit is not just for Christmas" The 2009 live show from BANK HOLIDAY JEZ live at Rock-iT Queens Hotel Fri 30th Jan 9pm Free entry With live songs and comedy armed just with a computer and a guitar Bank Holiday Jez has entertained tens of thousands of people over the ... http://www.turnmedia.co.uk/?p=487 Yeah yeah, I know this isn't the place but the frustration I've been suffering over the last three days means you'll have to suffer it too. Essentially, if you want a communications company that doesn't have a bunch of half-wit johhny foreigners based in Manilla that can do no more than ... http://www.turnmedia.co.uk/?p=485