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Fuck Them

May 5, 2006

Now we’ve got a home phone it makes it easier to discover. I don’t owe nothing.

Which actually in plain English means I actually owe a bit on my water bill, and the left overs from a small loan I took out two tears ago. I didn’t realis thet evrybody, every body, Gas, Electricity, Water, Parking, Council Tax, retailers, everybody had jumped on the bastard bandwagon and chosen to re-inflate their prices with whatever their PLC board of directors deem they might get away with.

FUCK THEM.

I’ve just been given a ‘Happy Shopper’ bag. Where are the unhappy shopper bags? When I go in the Co-op, where are the cheaper ‘un-fair trade’ displays? I can’t afford to pay some Columbian cocaine lords and the Co-op to get rich.

Give me a chance to live. Fair Trade my arse. Give me reasonably priced food, give me power, heat and water prices I can afford. Let me park on the roads I pay road and Council tax for at a reasonable penance. I am paying for expensive shit and getting treated like an idiot, and so are you.

The TV Licensing board have threatened me twice in a week, once in a letter, once in a phone call, to take me to court and fine me £1000 because they don’t believe I don’t have a TV set or any means to receive their stupid fucking programmes. Fuck Them. Come and have a look if you think your van is small enough. We have written to them, phoned them twice and paid up until April 1st (no joke intended) yet they still don’t believe us. What is a computer for?

The water board says we have to pay £1225 a year for water. Are you having a fucking laugh? That’s £23.50 a week for water. I haven’t even got a bath. Cunts. I own a washing machine but it’s obvious to everyone that knows me that I’m a dirty bastard. I don’t wash oily dirty clothing four times a day, nor babies nappies. I’m not incontinent nor is my wife so why £23.50 a week charge? They will have to take me to court and given a chance I will bark loudly. You rip off tossers. UP 25% SINCE aPRIL 2005.

How are we supposed to pay these bills? How are you?

These people are inflating their prices because they are scared for their shreholders. Scared before the bomb goes up.Scared before the economy goes tits up infront of their fat, red, rich faces. Scared of the inevitable and they are making the pauper pay.

Well fuck them

Don’t pay. Clog the courts. Give them hell. Give them what they deserve. Nobody fights back anymore. It’s obvious our politicians have all come from the same gene pool, they all look the same, lie the same and smell the same. Bad. They have never really represented the common person. Anybody that is interested in power proves, it’s all self interest at heart.

No interest in educating our children. No interest in bringing our crime rate into order. No chance of helping our elderly. No interest in bringing prices down. It’s all self interest.

Self fucking interest at an APR that costs us at present more than a 40% increase even if we are law abiding and paying our (their) debts.

FUCK THEM

Don’t talk to the left hand, talk to the single ring finger, upright. FUCK OFF.

 

 

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