Birthday
October 9, 2006
Well thank you for the hundreds of Birthday cards you sent me. I don`t think. I got two. One from Holly and a home made one from Ben the dog. (although to be honest its not very good, the heart was stuck on badly and the writing was a bit squiggly and child like, but I suppose still not bad for a canine)
The landlords are getting to be a pain in the arse. What with the impending recession very much on the horizon and House prices not going up by 300% every week they are getting itchy feet and have talked about selling. Whoopy Fuckin doo. Looks like we`ll be looking for somewhere else to live soon. Which is no bad thing all things considered. I hate Robin Hoods Bay with a passion only reserved for skinheads and people that watch Hollyoaks.
It`ll cost again. More fuckin money we haven`t got. Holly is getting pissed off with her part time job at the bookshop in Scarborough, mainly because they keep cutting her hours down. Sometimes she has to travel a round trip of 40 miles just to do three hours. Its not on. I`ll have to start stealing books to make up for all the petrol money we are spending. Holly watches me like a hawk when I visit the shop. She knows I`ve threatened to nick a Harry Potter first edition and she keeps hiding it. Its actually just a ruse to put her off the scent, whilst she was hiding the Jk Rowling I put three Arthur C Clarkes in my Tesco Carrier bag. Fuck em. I`m not really into stealing but I don`t like getting shafted either.
Anyway, If you can, dear friends that never write to me. Please send me any spare DVDs you have, my stereo is starting to go on the blink and thats my last contact with planet earth. No tv, and soon no radio. I shall go mad. loudly.
all my love Ted madges.








