Ted says Humbug
December 26, 2006
You can stuff father christmas up your arse.
I dont think I can get through another christmas in Robin Hoods Bay. This place has worn me down. The landlords have so far failed to evict us. worst luck. I still cant find a job I want to do. Holly isn`t talking to me and The dog has the shits. life couldn`t be better.
Thank you all for the cards. Three. And I send this letter to 17 of you. Thats 14 of you that couldn`t be bothered to return a card. Ok so 8 of you sent brief text messages but its not the same. You cant put a text message on the mantelpiece or on the tree. Which incidentally we dont have. Holly didnt want one. It was “A waste of Money”, well so is the dog but we dont drown him.
She is always in a bad mood with me at present. I think we`re drifting apart. we haven`t actually talked about it yet. We keep avoiding the subject. I think I will explode if I have to stay any longer in Fuckin backward Robin Hoods Bay with my wife giving me the evils all the time. The cottage is so small there`s nowhere to hide. I cant get away. I could go and sit on the beach. but its raining. Very bastard festive. Thank you baby Jesus for making my life so shit.
Roll on Easter. It can`t get any worse can it ?
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