Easter 2007
March 27, 2008
Well I have just re read the letter I sent you all at christmas. I said it couldn`t get worse. Well it has. Holly has left me. Ben the dog hasn`t. I have moved out. Holly has stayed in the family home in shitty Robin Hoods Bay and as you can see from the postmark on this letter I have moved into a flat in sunny Bridlington, about 40 miles down the coast. I only came to Brid` because nobody else would take a dog. Its so difficult re housing yourself if you have a dog. Landlords hate dogs. You could have leprosy, twelve handicapped children, a drunken tattooed skinhead partner with anger management issues and be unemployable and landlords would still accept you over a tenant with a dog.
Landlords they`re cunts the lot of them. I now live in the basement of a shitty victorian block of flats. The dog barks constantly because the other residents living above us are a bunch of fuckin noisy bastards. There`s a twenty something Chavette living upstairs somewhere who comes in pissed at all hours with her mates and clumps up the stairs singing and shouting. Jesus its so noisy. the dog wakes up, he wakes me up, he wakes the rest of the flat up. I get shit. I give the bloody dog shit. Its the cycle of life.
When we split up in January Holly decided she didn`t want the dog. well he wasn`t hers anyway. He never really got on with Holly. Shes not a dog person. or a people person come to think of it. I cant think what we had in common. I miss her a bit, but not as much as I thought I would. I miss the car more. Yeah, we split the stuff up “fairly”, she got the computer, the car and all of the money and I got the bills and the dog. I am not very good at negotiating you may have gathered.
So its life on my own from now on. We wont be getting back together. not after the things that were said in the last few weeks before we split. some things should definitely be left unsaid. Most of what we said to each other over the last two weeks of our 7 year relationship should have remained unsaid. oh well looking on the bright side of things I can get a Television signal here in Bridlington, but on the minus side, Holly Kept the TV. even though she`s still in Robin Hoods Bay and can`t get a signal. She said it was hers. So were half the bills but she didn`t fuckin` want them.
Anyway. I`m saving up for a TV. any donations welcome obviously.
Write back soon. Not
Ted madges. Billy no mates








