Fairground worker par excellence
July 17, 2008
Yeah I`m workin on the Dodgems. How the mighty have fallen. Got caught shoplifting in Extreme last week so I gotta be careful. I`m up in court a week tuesday and I want to look like I`ve gone straight so me fine aint too big. MOney at the moment is too tight to mention. Me heatings doubled in a year, but cos I`m on a meter its probably the bastard of a landlord putting it up as well, Food prices have gone through the roof, thank fuck I either nick most of mine or get Twiss upstairs to smuggle loads out from the back of Tescos when she finishes her shift. Shes a good un. Piss artist but shes quite fit. Fuck this worlds going tits up lately. The papers are full of House prices crashing, kids getting so fat the fuckers explode, Boats sinking, trains crashing into planes, Fuck its all going off. I bought the daily mail the other day, The front page headline was “Carbon monoxide is it all bad, Should we be getting more in our diet” its off its rocker that paper.
Beast gets it all WRONG!
July 15, 2008
Courtesy of Ben at The Queens, comes this video of Jon Fat Beast being made to eat the poster of (allegedly) the worst singer he’s ever booked…. It weighs in at over 10mb so it might take a few moments to load up, but it’s worth every second…..
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TWISS diary August 7th
July 7, 2008
Shit. Hungover again. All I ever do is work, drink and save up to go to Amsterdam. Been three times this year and want to go again before xmas. Monkey has had some debt collectors round. Her credit cards went a bit mad on their own, mostly shopping through catalogues buying stuff she`ll never wear. I didn`t even open my last Credit Card bill. I was too scared. I am so near my credit limit of £5000. Might apply for another one at a different bank. Fuck me I am poor. I hate working at Tescos, we`ve got a new manager, he`s this creepy guy Kirk ,he keeps touching all the saturday girls arses. he`s a bit of a pervert. Gonna keep my eye on that bastard. Monkey says he used to hang around outside her school. he`s about bloody 40. We get a lot of that in Bridlington. If its not the schoolteachers at Headlands. lol.
Shit Shit SHITTY Shit
July 6, 2008
Life sucks times ten. I`ve been grounded. The poo has hit the fan. It all went wrong at the end of June. Hannah stupidly confessed to her mum it was her fault her mums bank account was emptied by Nigerians, and that dropped me and Boosh in it as well. My mum had an eppi fit. real King spaz. I got in so much trouble. I`m not allowed to use the computer at Home or the one at Twiss`s Flat which incidently developed a very strange Virus indeed which I also got blamed for. In one weekend she got over 1500 spam messages from Nigeria telling her she had won the lottery or that she had won a competition or just trying to sell her a cock extension ,anyway this glued her hard drive up and she had to get a bloke in to repair it. It cost her over £75 and she still blames me. What did I do ? why is it always my fault ? Blame poppy for everything. Hannahs mum got most of the money back from the credit card company so what the frig was the problem. Honest to blog. Adults can be such a freakin drag. Anyway Hannah blamed Boosh and kept me out of it and Hannah and Booshes mum had a huge row, which ended up with Boosh being banned from seeing Hannah because shes a bad influence. Hannah was grounded for 6 weeks, i got off lightly with two. Boosh has to do errands and Jobs for her mum for a freakin month. Anyway. Looks like cutting a paedos Bollocks off is on hold for a bit. Anyway, I read in my Horoscope that it was “a bad month to make sweeping changes and cut off things around me” I took this as a sigh For Shiz.
PS Boosh have you got my black patent boots ? if you give them back I`ll return your orange Rhianna tee shirt and your monkey boots. Fairs fair. it wasn`t me who dropped you in it now was it. Friends ?
TWISS July 3rd Thursday
July 3, 2008
Fuckin hell I hate work. I`ve done 38 hours since sunday. I`m so tired. Lucky I finish at midday tomorrow. Monkeys comin round mine at one and we`re gonna start drinking then while we get ready.I`m just takin one shoulder bag with knickers in and a spare pair of shoes .Anything else I need I can get over there, its not like Hollands A third world country with no shops. like Turkey was last year. Just got to get through today.
TWISS July 1st Tuesday
July 1, 2008
I have to do a double shift at Tesco today. Not looking forward to it. especially as my wages cleared in the bank this morning and I`m gagging to get pissed up. I know its only tuesday but Queens have a pop quiz at 8pm and monkey is going with macey. I dont think macey will be much good she listens to Simply Red all the time, I`m sure all the questions wont be about Mick Hucknell. Roll on friday evening. we`re sailing at midnight from Hull, getting the train down from Brid at seven and doing the pubs in Hull til eleven.
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