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isnt the internit a wonderful tool

March 27, 2009

This morning i have been talking to Thom Yorke from Radiohead. after 20 years of not speaking to him. we fell out. but we are friends again. isnt the internit a wonderful tool. and so am I.

THE GLASGOW ROLLER GIRLS

March 27, 2009

This week I have mainly been going mad. This morning i had a visit from the Men In Black on thursday it was three female Mormons. Neither made any Sense but both happened. I have just been asked by somebody to promote THE GLASGOW ROLLER GIRLS, which is a sixteen strong scottish Roller Disco troupe. My punk opera is coming along nicely and ten minutes ago a small dog had a wee on my leg. This is life in Bridlington and if it gets any fucking weirder I will explode.

Ben the Dreamer

March 23, 2009

Ben my best friend had a really bad nightmare last night. He woke up covered in sweat and stuff. He had been taken at knife point from his pub to a bank tied up with his bank manager then the dream moved to him coming back to the pub and there was a civic reception going on and I was presented with the keys to the city by the mayor for doing nothing apart from being here when he wasnt. He just gets stranger.

Nu Rave

March 21, 2009

nu rave is big in Bridlington. I have been asked to find some nu rave bands. I have no idea what nu rave is. Old rave used to be thumpy repetative beats that only idiots fuelled on twelve tabs of ecstasy in bad clothing danced to in stinky warehouses or cow shit ridden fields. but nu rave is apparently completely different. How. nobody can explain. they can tell me what it isn`t. Its not Rap. its not Garage. its not old school. its played by youngsters in hip Manchester and New York clubs. please enlighten me.

Naked Fishing?

March 21, 2009

The latest Craze to hit Bridlington,apart from No parent families and drug rape is NAKED FISHING. Yes the free Press and Yorkshire Coast radio have both reported on the Phenomena. They of course have no idea who would be stupid enough to brave the arctic weather on south Beach with just a bobble hat on. I on the other hand know exactly who it is. His name is Frog. and a full report with photos is needed immediatly.

 

 

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