funny old april fools day
April 1, 2009
Nobody played any April Fools on me today but it bloody felt like it.Fuck did it feel like it. Firstly last Night Jojo the Dog my Faithful stupid fat old hound decided he was going to be really poorly. all after midnight, he didn`t sleep on the bed for the first time in five years, I was up half the night on the bloody floor making sure he was ok. I took him out three times between 2am and 6am I really thought at 13 he`d bought the farm. I went to sleep at 7am had horrible dreams about missing my own wedding through a manic series of incidents which were not my fault and awoke at 11am in a cold sweat shaking. The dog was still on the floor but alive and well and had decided in the period i was asleep to empty one of the bins looking for pop tarts or whatever daft dogs look for in bins. he was fine thank god. Three bills I`ve paid fell through the letterbox and I got a text from Captain Cash at the Penguin telling me that the Hacking on this site was unrepairable. None of them April Fools. All just Shit Bloody life throwing its nonsense in my direction again. God if you exist I fucking hate you.
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