Eat My Shorts
May 6, 2009
Yesterday. whilst working. a dog ate my shorts.
No, really. Six people filmed it on their phones. I was just going about my business at Rock-it, stood up, a small terrier decided that he wanted to eat my shorts. So he did. He didn’t bite me. but it was eight minutes of him ripping my clothes off. Thats never happened to me before.
In five days time it’ll be on YouTube.. be patient. Just Google Jon Fat Beast dog shorts ripped off. My life just gets stranger and stranger..
Life.
May 6, 2009
Life. Dont talk to me about life. Yesterday we had two lovely young women come into the queens. Both lesbians. I am a girl so i sort of understand. The reason they came here was because of this wonderful website. Hidden in the archives of these pages one week I told the story of loads of our macho big blokes that stand at the end of the bar and swear for england, deciding they wanted to form a gay club. I wrote about it and because it’s now on the internet, if you google “BRIDLINGTON GAY CLUBS” we come up.
We are officially the gayest place on the north coast… it doesn`t half piss Ben off..








