Instant Cash Loans

Need an Instant Cash Loan? £500 - £5,000 unsecured? Unlimited time to repay with interest set at a fixed 2% apr?
You and us both. That’s why we’re advertising for one.
We don’t want to pay much (in fact, any) interest, We don’t want to pay you back for at least five years, and we could do with at least £5,000.
If you can help, write out your cheque and post it today.
We don’t mind who you make it out to, we’ll nip down Cash Converters in Filey and use our fake ID to cash it at some bonkers commission rate. Don’t they charge about 10%?. No matter, that’ll still leave us four and a half grand if you’re generous.
Cheers.
Jailbird.
(I might still be inside, but I’ve got ‘friends’ that’ll sort it out for me, ok?)








