About
About Jon Fat Beast Aged 45 (and thats old!)
Hello.
I’m the author of all this rubbish. Yes, I’m the Bridlington roof dirty protest inmate and I’m the New Look girl and her daft sister. I even moonlight as Trevor Chettle and an 82 year old pensioner.
I do all the writing, I do the drawings. My mate Captain Cash does all the typing because I’m a Luddite and computers catch fire if I so much as look at them.
Week by week this website will build into a wonderful collection of nonsense. Take it all with a pinch of salt. Some of it’s based on fact, much of it just comes out of my looney damaged brain. If I didn’t write this, I’d probably be the tramp who sits outside Morrisons in a pair of underpants soaked with piss.
You can contact any of the characters and get a personal reply, but it’ll probably take a week. In time, I will have a PO box set up where you can send me your rubbish and expletives by mail. There will also be competitons, offers and even your chance to meet all the characters featured in their native Bridlington by the seaside.
I used to be well famous. I made loads of money, got married and spunked it all up the wall. Well, I gave away thousands as well. I’m a bit of a prick at the best of times. Most of my male friends think I’m gay, which I’m not, and all of my female friends think I’m lovely, which I am.
My favourite colour is red.
I have a huge collection of cassette tapes.
I don’t get embarrased telling people that I have a small penis.
This is me.
Don’t all rush at once girls….
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